the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
So. Much. Porn.
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