Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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