talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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