if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
