Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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