i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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