You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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