Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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