Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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