so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
the raccoons are back...
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