So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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