It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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