They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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