the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Randomize
