Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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