How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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