Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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