Non-Jews are for practice
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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