just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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