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Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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