erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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