so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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