I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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