Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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