who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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