Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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