i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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