Don't you send me to vm
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We had to coat check the pizza.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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