I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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