its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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