I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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