Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Randomize
