I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
