why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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