dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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