Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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