So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
