i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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