Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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