I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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