I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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