i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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