Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
