He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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