Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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