Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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