i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
