So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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