Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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