Kiss
Puke
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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