the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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