You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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