is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
